Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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