i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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