I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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