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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.

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  I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home

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• (718): View more from New York

  I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...

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• (631): View more from New York

  i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.

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• (872): View more from Illinois

  mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning

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• (408): View more from California

  you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.

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