Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.