Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(513): View more from Ohio

you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(513): you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12 http://tfl.nu/a1h6

Replies (44) Good night (6497) Bad night (2466) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(530): View more from California

Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(530): Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering. http://tfl.nu/vhlw

Replies (7) Good night (3852) Bad night (826) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(585): View more from New York

he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(585): he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice http://tfl.nu/25gk

Replies (18) Good night (5755) Bad night (1531) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(610): Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize http://tfl.nu/2i2r

Replies (8) Good night (591) Bad night (2452) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(617): I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar. http://tfl.nu/rzqi

Replies (4) Good night (2093) Bad night (647) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(808): View more from Hawaii

To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(808): To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer. http://tfl.nu/dw2q

Replies (27) Good night (2911) Bad night (620) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(507): View more from Minnesota

I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(507): I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though... http://tfl.nu/ukj5

Replies (5) Good night (1196) Bad night (337)
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire? http://tfl.nu/uthj

Replies (3) Good night (790) Bad night (359) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(573): View more from Missouri

Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(573): Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it http://tfl.nu/zdls

Replies (5) Good night (1259) Bad night (507) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(615): View more from Tennessee

Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.

(615): View more from Tennessee

And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(615): Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic. (615): And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass http://tfl.nu/370d

Replies (0) Good night (571) Bad night (212)
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

God bless Atlanta.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes (610): God bless Atlanta. http://tfl.nu/oxn2

Replies (2) Good night (766) Bad night (477)
Favorite
(603): View more from New Hampshire

I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(603): I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry. http://tfl.nu/hfvn

Replies (3) Good night (738) Bad night (415) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(856): View more from New Jersey

He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(856): He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority http://tfl.nu/8eu2

Replies (3) Good night (1158) Bad night (188) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(359): View more from

A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(359): A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying. http://tfl.nu/5q6d

Replies (3) Good night (304) Bad night (471) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(760): View more from California

He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(760): He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch.... http://tfl.nu/h307

Replies (1) Good night (574) Bad night (218) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: