If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?