What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF