Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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