Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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