the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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