she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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