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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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