She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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