absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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