You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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