I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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