before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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