Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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