Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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