its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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