im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Barsexuality is the new black.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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