im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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