I'm gonna have a badass scar
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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