Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
