That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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