just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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