Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
oh god the rape fog is back!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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