I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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