I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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