Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.