pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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