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(260): View more from Indiana

Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes

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(847): View more from Illinois

as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes

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(+44): View more from England

Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying

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(708): View more from Illinois

just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.

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(518): View more from New York

You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe

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(970): View more from Colorado

I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?

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