Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.