so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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