How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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