im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?