It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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