This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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