So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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