The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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