So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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