I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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