I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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