dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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