Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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