the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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