it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My room smells like vodka and shame
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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