my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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