Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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