I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Where is the hickey?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
time to smoke my breakfast
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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