I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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