Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
