I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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