she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
