Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i drank out of a bidet.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize