Duck Duck Cougar?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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