So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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