hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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